Join My Spontaneous BP Boycott: How To

As you can see, I've gotten tired of just typing and complaining about this. That just didn't seem to be enough, especially because BP is now collecting oil from the spill that it can sell, their stock is still traded, they're still doing business. No, I wanted to do something else. So here's an invitation to join me in creating a leaderless, spontaneous national boycott of BP.