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martes, noviembre 18, 2008

OMG! OMG! OMG!

OMG! Barack Obama hasn't jailed Cheney and Bush.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't closed Gitmo.
OMG! The Dow is at 8100 and Barack Obama hasn't fixed it.
OMG! Unemployment is at a four year high, and Barack Obama hasn't decreased it.
OMG! HRC is maybe gonna be Secretary of State, and Barack Obama is appointing her.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't invalidated the US policy of torture and illegal extraditions.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't gotten the US troops out of Iraq.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't stopped US eavesdropping and surveillance.
OMG! OMG! OMG!

OMG! Barack Obama hasn't repealed Prop 8.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't declassified UFO information.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't nationalized the auto industry.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't invalidated the financial industry bailout.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't captured Osama Bin Ladin.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't fired Mukasey.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't nationalize the oil industry.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't provided single payer, universal health care.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't passed ENDA.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't taken away the Mormon Church's tax exemption.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't beaten up Joementum.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't released a plan for the end of time in 2012.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't reversed all of W's signing statements.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't gotten the US into the Kyoto Accords.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't passed a new stimulus package.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't made corporations accountable for bailout money.
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't solved all of America's problems!!!
OMG! Barack Obama got elected on 11/4 and things still suck!!
OMG! Barack Obama hasn't gotten his girls a puppy.
OMG! OMG! OMG!
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