Over Night: A Conspiracy
Yesterday, I wrote to tell you with certainty that I had won the Mega Zillions jackport, more than $500 million. I awoke this morning to discover to my shock and anger that a vast conspiracy had emerged over night and through connivance had deprived me of my winnings. All of my winnings. Not only that. They gave my money to their minions in other states. This shall not stand. I demand a full investigation of this fraud. And I want my $5 back.